LoBoy Foam Coolers Hires New Employee For Halloween

Magna Welcomes Mr. Ben Deadawhile To The LoBoy TeamMagna Manufacturing – makers of the legendary LoBoy Foam Cooler – would like to welcome our new seasonal employee, Mr. Ben Deadawhile.

As a new employee, Mr. Deadawhile will be working as manager of the graveyard shift and will try to get the zombies sleeping on the job re-motivated. when asked what his first order of business will be, Ben Deadawhile responded by biting our former receptionist on the neck. Anyone looking for a receptionist job need not apply until Thanksgiving.

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